When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.
(Source: louisthrustingskills)
just when you think you’ve seen it all, the internet throws pregnant hitler at you.
(Source: touchmejohncgomez)
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
i was born an asshole when i came out the womb i punched my doctor in the face and told the nurse her eyebrows were lookin ferocious
